Don’t be consistent but do look consistent. Build your consistency on your appearance, adding some eccentric traits to justify what might look consistent. You are a unique person who embraces the causes of everyone. Support both genocide and human rights on the grounds of self-defense and the need for exceptions on certain circumstances. Show strong conviction when making decisions and excuse your failures and selfish interests with shades of gray. Turn facts into a matter of perspective. When a vase falls to the ground, the ground can rise to the vase. Take your virtuosity on perspective to the point of making your victims feel grateful for the pain, suffering and death you inflict upon them. Exhale serenity, kindness and assertiveness, profound understanding and empathy, and the humble joy of the coolest wise. Become a brand like Coca-Cola. No matter the dark stories about you some martyrs will scavenge, you will always be favorite.
Always support your friend. If your friend is racist, sexist, irrational, violent, dishonest, loud, presumptuous and abusive, become yourself racist, sexist, irrational, violent, dishonest, loud, presumptuous and abusive also. You must agree with your friend and provide the favorite suggestions of behavior. Never list your principles. Do your best to have none but present yourself as having the ones of your friend. Boast stories about your daring behavior, no matter how fictional they are, as long as you provide a lot of detail. Believe in your fiction to the point of actually look sincere. Make part of the groups and communities your friend loves most. In case you get exhausted of trying to be somebody else and rape your remaining ethics, remember the torture of being lonely. That not being enough to boost you, consider getting another best friend forever and start from scratch.